Can't imagine why she left him.

"Pwnzor" is here to "pwn" some "noobs" right after he "cries."

You're gonna do time, "lil one135". Hard time.

I get the feeling "crewgrl" will be sticking with regular school for a while.

Looks like the police are going to "holla at ya teacha!"

"Don't dream about sex, you'll never have it." - Me

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