I don't know what this kid is talking about but I can't get enough of his posts.
EUREKA, I HAVE FOUND IT, a bad post that is.
It's a good thing that everybody who supports Ron Paul is legally barred from voting, whether it's because they are below the voting age or a convicted felon.
I've read the constitution. It was okay but it could use a few more car chases.
The more things change the more they stay the same.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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