I am getting strangely aroused because of this story.

I only listen to 50 cent, sorry.

That's not really you.

I feel your paint... Haha wait, did I say paint? Oh hee hee I meant pain. There's one for the Weekend Web blooper reel.

Ha ha Garfield is fat.


Why are people so afraid of talking to celebrities? Talk to them. Ruin their breakfast. Spit on their wives. Treat them like you would any other person. Who gives a shit? Who the fuck are they? WHY MIA SORVINO WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS. OUR LOVE COULD BE THE GREATEST LOVE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.

Haha great joke.

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