Come on, you typed out "EXPLANATIONS" but "my," "the," and "for" were too much work?

useernamee is a burning cauldron of emotions.

Probably not anyone in any sense of the word.

I feel safer already.

Anything for THE BRAVO KING!

When most thugs get out of jail the first thing they do is visit their favorite Internet forum.

Speaking of forum thugs, thanks to my pals Musophobic, Mirabel, altruinomics, Matlock, Maka, SydBarrett, The Discount Goon, Vistaquest, nodnarb, Zalos, Denethor, Warchicken, Painkiller, Ghaz, Mantrain, El_Pollo_Diablo, Guadalupe, Sireg, nude_action_man, Jigbit, Zakharov, Atom and billy_wires for contributing.

If you know of a terrible forum that would fit right in here, please tell me about it.

– Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)

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