I ain't afraid of no ghosts. Or at least I wasn't until I read this.
"The Dark -king's" sexual fantasies have adapted to accomodate his impressive array of stretch marks.
ATTN Mortician: If you happen to see my soul come through there I'd like it back please.
Heaven forbid the world doesn't get enough DEAD BONERS.
If you're going to die you should really try to do it somewhere better than a motel.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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