I ain't afraid of no ghosts. Or at least I wasn't until I read this.

"The Dark -king's" sexual fantasies have adapted to accomodate his impressive array of stretch marks.

ATTN Mortician: If you happen to see my soul come through there I'd like it back please.

Heaven forbid the world doesn't get enough DEAD BONERS.

If you're going to die you should really try to do it somewhere better than a motel.

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