Forget this, I'm just going to think about Christmas instead.

"xeno" is killing two birds with one stone. And then he's having sex with them.

Goddamn it, Rob.

GODDAMN IT, ROB.

The way he talks about himself I imagine "RoadSearcher" to look a lot like Ghost Rider. But really, he's probably just some gross dude.

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