Of course! I get it now, what a great plan!

14.55 Norm from Cheers.
12.45 Can't find my catcher's mitt. Checked garage. BO in the north. Lasagna for dinner.

Damn that street theatre! When will someone put a stop to their insidious singing and dancing?

Easy money idea #19: Buy a bunch of electronic stud finders and market them as "psychotronic device" detectors.

So he's crazy and he doesn't shower, nice.

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MESSAGE FROM SANTA
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