Incredible.

*raises paw*

I think I'm going to throw up.

This is the only reason people have kids!

Here is a guy who watches Law and Order: SVU and jerks off.

It's just fantasy... It's just fantasy... It's just fantasy... It's just fantasy... It's just fantasy... It's just fantasy... It's just fantasy... It's just fantasy... It's just fantasy... It's just fantasy... It's just fantasy...

Okay I've had enough.

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