Mr Double's Taboo Teen Incest Forum

I try to tell myself that the reason this forum exists is that it gives pedophiles an outlet for their thoughts and feelings that they have for young boys and girls. I think, hey, if they just post about it online then who cares, right? But I can't get it out of my head that some of these nuts are really out there trying to molest kids. I don't know what's true and what's not, but I certainly cannot believe that all of it is untrue.

Now I don't want these people thrown in jail nor do I want them hunted down and killed. Everybody is innocent until proven guilty and nobody here has committed a crime that we know of. I just wish I could know that real children are not being hurt or otherwise coerced into doing things they could not possibly understand. Oh well. You decide for yourself how you want to feel about it.

The "You might be a redneck" and "You might be a pedophile" jokes are interchangable as a matter of fact.

Jeff Foxworthy must be rolling in his grave.


Haha the door to door salesman is a pedophile. Is there any surprise here?

Molesting children, not just for Catholics anymore! Now the Jews are getting into it!

This guy works at a gas station.

You know that movie Minority Report? It's shit like this that make me wish that movie was real.

Yeah, that ain't no woman.

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