Now do Phoenix Wright dressed as Urkel.
90 percent of the population could have Asperger's and it'd still be worthy of ridicule and shame.
Buy this man an SA forums account!
What a hack forum. They don't even have the "Judge's Chambers".
I doubt any of these scenarios actually happened.
For every year of your age past 15 that you find yourself continuing to post on a Phoenix Wright forum with a bunch of 13-year-olds you appear to the general public more pathetic by a factor of 10. And this guy looks like he's in his mid-20s.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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