All the X-Men's parents post on bestiality forums. I get it now.

ben10 is always short and to the point.

Say what you will about rapists, but they are helpful in a time of need.

Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year.

Why do they ask if it's weird? Don't they already know the answer?

Good question, but I think it's safe to say no women post on this forum. Sorry buddy.

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