This is the funniest goddamn thing ever posted on the Internet.

His level of poo excitement... it's off the scale... impossible.

Maybe if you ask nicely???

Deal... or no deal?

As we've discussed earlier, it's not okay for men to have sex with animals, but animals having sex with women is A-okay!

If you like horses you'll like this post.

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