You haven't lived until you've started storing your farts in jars adjacent to food.

I just checked the news wires and didn't see anything about this so take it with a grain of salt.

FLATULANCE KING LAYS IT OUT, BOOYAH

I think muff just copied this out of one of those "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" books.

Grandma brings a touch of class to any occasion.

Sorry I don't socialize with anyone under the rank of Pootenant

He probably could have said more but his brain was busy frantically reevaluating the marriage.

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