I had a dream about the wrestler "Ultimate Warrior." He was chasing me through town so I ducked into a bookstore because he would never look there.
It would be a good idea to turn off your computer. Not because your room is about to burn down but because I hate your posts.
I don't even know xbellax but already I can tell she's majoring in crafts.
Internet Moron Adorably Obtuse
Spoilers for Star Wars 3 have been all over lately so I suggest passing over this if you don't want to know what happens.
Kingslaw should leave the house once in a while.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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