So "Baka-chan" was happily oozing down the street on the way to Suncoast Video to buy a shiny new anime DVD when a revelation occured to her: I'M A FUCKING NERD THAT BUYS SHITTY OVERPRICED ANIME!

I gobble dicks like this. I gobble dicks like that.

These guys are cool.

I read this post up to "My".

I have some problems.
1) I'm Mexican.

Whenever that happened to me I just remember the advice my mother gave me. When a woman wrongs you it's okay to hit her. Remember this and you're days will be filled with bliss.

This image courtesy of ezBoards.

This is the kind of person that chooses their mate based on how much they look like a video game character.

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