Friends is probably the worst show on television.
Character A falls in love with character B but is also in love with character C and character D has surgery to transform himself into some sort of lobster creature. It's nothing new.
I spent a good five minutes trying to figure out what this meant but then I realized I didn't care.
Yeah, that'll be a huge hit with the ladies.
It sure beats the Flinstones Meet the Jetsons.
Come on, now things are just getting silly.
Ooops, our bad.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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