People say, "I don't understand Calculus." Nobody says, "I don't understand The Ring."

I often wondered who watched these damn movies. Now I know.

"Miss Karly" is afraid of technology.

Bambi was so sad I killed myself with a shovel.

Haha Great Britain.

I too am deeply concerned with the eyesight of a television show character.

I am much more concerned with what a television show character had for lunch on a paticular day.

Let us know how your movie turns out buddy.

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