Whoa man. Just think about this for a second. Do you really want to reveal this incredibly confidential information that you just pulled from your ass to the world?

Holy shit. I dont even know what to say.

How can you plebs even function knowing that Type III aliens are right around the corner.

I would say you have an entire percentage point to yourself there wacko.

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