I dont think John and Jesus kissed each other after working out in the gym.


After a 24 hour stretch of nonstop masturbation, I would feel empty too.


Well it's great that you made a new friend out of this whole ordeal.


What kind of sick fuck actually rewinds and rewatches scenes from Elektra? Get out while you still can!


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