Hair grows?! Why didn't anyone tell me! 
Way to adhere to a stereotype, guys. 
If it's clear an' yella, you got juice there fella. If it's tangy and brown you're in cider town. 
The emoticon has a white dick. This won't do at all. 
Cum... and shit... in his mouth??? 
Seen one penis, you've seen 'em all. 
See, he's one of those gays, and he's one of THOSE gays. It would never last. 
Hello handsome. 
Straight or gay, this is just wrong. 
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