Ain't Too Proud to Beg
Many readers emailed me back, wondering just how much depravity I had to sink to. I play World of Warcraft. It wasn't that far at all. As for the number of times I "missed", well, see for yourself.
His words say "no", but his continued willingness to group with me on Rend runs says "yes".
I swear to god, this worked way more than it should have.
Next up, my favorite dialogue from the summer blockbuster "Alien vs. Sexual Predator".
The only reason that I went bagless was because I got greedy. However, my averice doesn't stop him from reaching for a piece.
Ok, last page! There's something funny on it, I promise! Venture forth!
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