This week's article is dedicated to the often overlooked martyrs of this great game - the quitters. Armed with their $15 dollars a month, irrational anger and the inability to grasp the very simple concept that this is a computer game, these soldiers will proudly do battle with the that is Blizzard Customer Support. Whether their strategy consists of spending 3 weeks in various message boards and in-game chatrooms whining about something that is in fact a non-issue, to the ridiculously absurd retards who declare something of a Jihad upon the very livelyhood of Blizzard Employees. Every time one of these annoying assholes quit, it is one less person for us that I don't have to listen to bitch and moan, and one less idiot I don't have to deal with in game. For this, I dedicate this article to the ineffective cannonfodder and their useless sacrifice. Rest in peace, Warriors, until you decide to re-register your accounts.
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Blood, sweat and tears. Mostly sweat and tears.
Wait a minute - people? In game? All claiming they are experiencing latency trouble at the same time? Unfathomable.
I'M PUTTING MY FICTIONAL DOLLARS WHERE MY NON-FICTIONAL MOUTH IS
At least he labeled his post "Waste of Time". Thanks Big Muscles.
"Because the last three times I quit were just for practice, cuntba$ket$."
Sargeras is just Sargeras- but Mealstrom makes a meal.
Nigga you best /inspect yo'self before you /wreck yo'self.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!