This week's article is dedicated to the often overlooked martyrs of this great game - the quitters. Armed with their $15 dollars a month, irrational anger and the inability to grasp the very simple concept that this is a computer game, these soldiers will proudly do battle with the that is Blizzard Customer Support. Whether their strategy consists of spending 3 weeks in various message boards and in-game chatrooms whining about something that is in fact a non-issue, to the ridiculously absurd retards who declare something of a Jihad upon the very livelyhood of Blizzard Employees. Every time one of these annoying assholes quit, it is one less person for us that I don't have to listen to bitch and moan, and one less idiot I don't have to deal with in game. For this, I dedicate this article to the ineffective cannonfodder and their useless sacrifice. Rest in peace, Warriors, until you decide to re-register your accounts.
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Blood, sweat and tears. Mostly sweat and tears.
Wait a minute - people? In game? All claiming they are experiencing latency trouble at the same time? Unfathomable.
I'M PUTTING MY FICTIONAL DOLLARS WHERE MY NON-FICTIONAL MOUTH IS
At least he labeled his post "Waste of Time". Thanks Big Muscles.
"Because the last three times I quit were just for practice, cuntba$ket$."
Sargeras is just Sargeras- but Mealstrom makes a meal.
Nigga you best /inspect yo'self before you /wreck yo'self.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
"World of Warcraft" has been sucking in cash and fat peoples' souls like a Ghostbusters containment unit, so it only seemed appropriate that Something Awful start up a section devoted to such a noble game. The Art of Warcraft tackles all the hot button ingame issues, and much more!