The only thing dumber than cybersex is cyber gangbangs. I feel very strongly about this.

Can't sleep... must jerk off... seventeen more... times...

Losing the beatoff battle, but winning a personal war.

ERP means "Erotic Role Playing". Cerouis means "Interested in ERPing plutonically."

These two charmers win the men pretending to be women over with their wordplay.

This was the only, ONLY work-safe picture I could find that would represent the artistic merit of these forums.

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