This is neither fun or factual. Thought I'd warn you.

One of my favorite moments of schadenfraude this year was reading their Looking For A Relationship subforum.

"Ok here's the idea: Armageddon has occured, and you have to fuck some dogs while I masturbate"

It's not like you can ask the dude impersonating a sodomized Onyxia if he's got kids in the heat of the moment.

Finally, Grozon, take us home with some of that literary slash fiction magic you do so well:

Well, that about does it for World of Warcraft. With any luck, DocEvil will be back next weekend to tell us how he never played that game, and was too busy "having hella sex with hella women, hella times." Speaking of fictional returns, this article is also the triumphant return of Art of Warcraft, starting this (or next) Wednesday! If you have links or comments, or just want to send me a digital highfive, email me!

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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