, submitted by Elyas. On it's surface this site seemed to be just another shitty personal site with dumbass web transitions and various crappy Java applets. However, I soon discovered that "Az" is not just bad at designing websites, he's also very bad at being sane.

In 2001 after a rather drunken conversation and agreement I decided to keep a note of all of the burgers I ate during the year. This was a phenomenally weird thing to do but it created an amazingly large amount of interest from the Internet community. Many discussion forums were devoted to the subject, many Google searches ended up at this site and even the New Scientist ran two articles about the page. Is that fame or what?

I ate 193 burgers during 2001, far surpassing the 100 'target' originally suggested right back at the start.

Website members can see the full list of burgers here.

I should note that the word "here" in the above quote links to a members-only section of his site. That's right, if you are a member of you too can be "treated" to a list of all of the burger's this shitbat ate in 2001, much to your "delight". Az also keeps crazyman logs of his Tetris scores (a log that ends abruptly I might add, possibly when he was apprehended by Federal agents) and his dreams (members only again!).

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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