big gulp, submitted by Nordo. Hooray, a website dedicated to people swallowing other people! Finally, a place to call home.

The big-gulp archive is for folks who are sexually turned on by the idea of a person being swallowed alive (kind of like a python having dinner, except that it's often a larger human doing the swallowing). Picture the giant swallowing Jack (of Beanstalk fame), and you get the idea. Straight and gay, male and female, swallower and swallowee are all welcome here.

This is the most attractive thing I have ever seen. That includes the time I saw the paraplegic boy being bathed, which was pretty damn hot, let me tell you. By the way, these fascinating folks have a message board but unfortunately they had to close their chat as a result of "how fellow voraphiles within Yum Chat were treating each other." Such a shame.

– Snakey Slithers

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