K9 Top Coat, submitted by Me. If you happen to own a dog and want to harm it severely without going so far as to kill it, then this site is a pretty good resource. K9 Top Coat is a store that sells lovely skintight body suits for man's best friend. Although dogs already come with a natural body suit (that being a coat of fur), it doesn't hurt to go further and make them wear a humiliating outfit unfit for any living creature.

In case you didn't get enough the first time, allow me to scientifically enlarge that picture.

If that dog wasn't gay for life before it was forced into a skintight lycra suit, it sure as hell is now.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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