The Talking Drum, submitted by Steve. To be quite honest, I'm not exactly sure what The Talking Drum is all about, as the combination of annoying Flash, annoying MIDI, annoying Javascript, and annoying colors made me close the window before I could read the 19th consecutive instance of the word "AmeriKKKa." As you can guess, this site has something to do with how America is evil and hates Africa (note: the word "Africa" lacks the "kkk" combination in it) and how white people are evil and we need to do something before something else happens and does something to something else. It's all very confusing and the talking drum in the background doesn't help clear up many questions I had, such as "why does this page suck so much?" and "why the hell does this page suck so much?"

Conkray, Guinea Kwame Ture stated "Amerikkkan imperialism thinks it has scared the world's people into bowing down before the New World Order, which is the old order without justice. They scared no one. And, if they think they have ended the Palestine problem, they have only created more hatred for the U.S. and zionism. Africans have made no advancement in amerikkka without shedding their blood. Yet they are so confused that they are the first to shed blood for the system which made them shed their blood. African soldiers knew nothing of Iraq or Kuwait. nothing of zionism. All they knew was Saddam was a monster. Never­theless the African in Amerikkka represents the most instinctively revolutionary group in the country because of the position they are in. It is for us to get conscious."

There doesn't appear to be any original content on this website whatsoever, it's all random copying / pasting from anti-American and pro-African militants from the past 19 bazillion years. I tried looking for original content, but the fucking music, Flash, and Javascript drove me away from the computer like a white man running out of Compton! Ha ha! That's a little racial joke to add some humor! Down with Amerikkka! Up with snowcones!

PS: There's a guestbook you can sign, but it's located somewhere and frankly I'm not going back to the goddamn Talking Drum website to find the URL. I may be stupid, but I'm not that stupid.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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