Balloon Fox, submitted by Lemmy. Frames! Internal navigation that opens new browser windows! A horrible livejournal! Pop-up ads! How can it possibly get better, you ask? Why with tons and tons of photos from a recent furry convention of course! Enjoy!



So I'm trying to tie tolet paper around my finger becuse blood is gushing out after cutting myself on a GINSU bagel knife that was sitting sharp side up in the drower that I keep measuring spoons in, and of couse that wasn't working too well at all becouse toilet paper isn't very good for that. Why didn't I use a band-aid, simple....they're gone...so anyway my food is burning and my computer is beeping at me for some reason and I get my shirt cought up in a chair somehow and ended up flat on my face. I don't think I should move for a few minutes, lest something fall on my head next!

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