Noble Arctic Wolf, submitted by Lowtax. We spend an awful lot of time making fun of furries here at Something Awful, to the point that people are starting to talk. Well, Lowtax found someone that even furries are probably making fun of. He's your average furry white wolf who also happens to have a massive list of powers and Super Saiyan forms straight from Dragonball Z. It's the best of both worlds if the only two worlds left were the one full of furries and the one full of Dragonball Z lunatics.


I am one of the legendary furries of tundra. With 11 transformations giving me more power each time i transform. Thier is 7 super stages, 3 legendary stages and my mega stage angel.

I specailize in
Sword Fighting
Ice and Water Attacks

Specail Attacks

Psychical Blast - Energy attack

Howling Thunder - A beam of burning lightning is shot from his paw to the enemy with a mighty pound to the grownd

Gods Gate Of Destiny - An ice gate is formed from fire burning ice and destroies anything that goes through it

Ice Ball Of Purity - An ice ball is formed, then shattered and shot towards the enemy

Surpream Thunder - Lightning is shot down from the sky at random spots to the ground

Moon Gorgorse Healing - recovers by have of remaining power.

I think I had a scoop of Surpream Thunder the last time I was at Baskin Robbins. It was delicious. I'll have to try Moon Gorgorse with some butterscotch the next time I'm there.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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