Noble Arctic Wolf, submitted by Lowtax. We spend an awful lot of time making fun of furries here at Something Awful, to the point that people are starting to talk. Well, Lowtax found someone that even furries are probably making fun of. He's your average furry white wolf who also happens to have a massive list of powers and Super Saiyan forms straight from Dragonball Z. It's the best of both worlds if the only two worlds left were the one full of furries and the one full of Dragonball Z lunatics.
A SUPER FURRY?
I am one of the legendary furries of tundra. With 11 transformations giving me more power each time i transform. Thier is 7 super stages, 3 legendary stages and my mega stage angel.
I specailize in
Ice and Water Attacks
Psychical Blast - Energy attack
Howling Thunder - A beam of burning lightning is shot from his paw to the enemy with a mighty pound to the grownd
Gods Gate Of Destiny - An ice gate is formed from fire burning ice and destroies anything that goes through it
Ice Ball Of Purity - An ice ball is formed, then shattered and shot towards the enemy
Surpream Thunder - Lightning is shot down from the sky at random spots to the ground
Moon Gorgorse Healing - recovers by have of remaining power.
I think I had a scoop of Surpream Thunder the last time I was at Baskin Robbins. It was delicious. I'll have to try Moon Gorgorse with some butterscotch the next time I'm there.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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