Enchanting Pics, submitted by Citizen-X. There is an apparently thriving industry of "image enhancement" living on the Internet that continues to completely confuse and terrify me. Basically, people send their photos in to these image enhancementists and then these drooling morons open Paint Shop Pro and slam their mouse around until something totally amazing happens to the image; it becomes retarded. In this case Enchanting Pics offers such wonderful services as sexy poses and celebrity sexy poses.

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I have thousands of dollars to spend and I just found the place I plan to spend it! Thank you Enchanting Pics!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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