Pets You Love, submitted by what. Is your pet dead? Do you have $127.50? Are you creepy? If you said "CORRECTOMUNDO, BUCKO!" when answering all three of those questions, then you need to visit Pets You Love Dot Com!

Nothing on earth gives more unconditional love than a pet. Pets are one of God's most wonderful gifts and surely they hold a special place in His plan for us.

The cat portrait above was created to reflect that special place. Now it's available to you customized with your cat's picture. Consider it a tribute to a best friend or a memorial to one you've lost.

Well that's just dandy! It's very comforting to know that the severed head of my faithful feline pal is floating around in a bunch of clouds while a semi-transparent Jesus screams obsentities into her ear. Look, you can save yourself a lot of money and just Photoshop these images yourself. Here's what I did:

See, that's just as good.

– Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen

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