Pets You Love, submitted by what. Is your pet dead? Do you have $127.50? Are you creepy? If you said "CORRECTOMUNDO, BUCKO!" when answering all three of those questions, then you need to visit Pets You Love Dot Com!
Nothing on earth gives more unconditional love than a pet. Pets are one of God's most wonderful gifts and surely they hold a special place in His plan for us.
The cat portrait above was created to reflect that special place. Now it's available to you customized with your cat's picture. Consider it a tribute to a best friend or a memorial to one you've lost.
Well that's just dandy! It's very comforting to know that the severed head of my faithful feline pal is floating around in a bunch of clouds while a semi-transparent Jesus screams obsentities into her ear. Look, you can save yourself a lot of money and just Photoshop these images yourself. Here's what I did:
See, that's just as good.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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