Reviews of Chastity Belts & Devices, submitted by Rocket Culpepper. Chastity belts are one of those trends that you might have thought died off in the Middle Ages, but are actually more popular than ever. This site collects reviews of various chastity devices, many of them including hilariously stupid photographs of them wearing the devices as well as testimonials about how well the devices function on their slave (or themself if they are the slave). My personal favorite was the story of the guy whose wife accused him of being unfaithful and so he turned into a slave to prove he wasn't cheating. Somehow I don't think we're getting the whole story on that one.
WSaturday she took me to her friend's house and told me that I would be cleaning her house so they could go shopping. Once there and in front of her girlfriend, I was told to get out of my male clothes, leaving me in panties and pantyhose. I was so humiliated and embarrassed. She took out a bra and fastened it and then the 5" heels that I am growing accustomed to. She had me lock the straps with tiny padlocks and give her the keys. She then handed me ankle cuffs and handcuffs to fasten on my ankles and wrists. She told me that she didn't want me running off anywhere and the two of them laughed. I was given a list of things to do while they were out shopping and that the list better be completed before they returned. She gathered up my male clothes and they left.
There are dozens of reviews on the device this guy was using. Reviews that say things like...
I'm thinking about installing the male catheter on myself when using the CB2000. This should allow me to urinate while standing.
These comments make me wish that a meteor would smash our planet to pieces or the terrorists would win or something. ANYTHING!
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