Simon "Wiggy" Chambers, mutant hair demon and all-round nugget of all fuck. This useless shitmagnet works at the bank when he's not down at the exterminator's having colonies of rats and tree wasps removed from the oversized herbacious border on his head.
Welcome to the zombie party! Don't mind us, the withered hag lurking in the background stole our eyelids! Pull up a chair and have a glass of wacky weed! SMOKE THE DOPE AND HAVE A PARTY!
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THANK YOU FOR DIALLING 1-900-FUCKFACE. PLEASE HOLD THE LINE WHILE A DOPE-SHOOTING FREAK RUBS THE HANDSET OVER HIS CROTCH.
1-900-FUCKFACE makes another delivery to a neighborhood near you. I don't know what these two fruity rat bastards were up to, so I punched one of them in the back and stole his wallet while the other was running away. I can eat two tubs of ice cream in 40 minutes.
Ugh, goddamn retards always washing up on the beach. Take my advice and throw them back in the water before they get a chance to breathe. It's no wonder the fishing industry is going to hell with crap like this floating around the ocean.