Oliver Onions, submitted by Yor. Is there any particular reason I'm featuring the website of an obscure Italian pop band from the Eighties as the Awful Link of the Day? Yes. The Flash intro.
Don't skip the Flash intro. In fact, keep refreshing the page over and over again in order to watch the Flash intro many, many times, until it's drilled into your head and you can never sleep again without the mournful strains of "COME WITH ME FOR FAHN IN MY BUGGEH" invading your dreams.
Thank you, Oliver Onions. Thank you. Perhaps I WILL come with you for fun in your buggy.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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