Oliver Onions, submitted by Yor. Is there any particular reason I'm featuring the website of an obscure Italian pop band from the Eighties as the Awful Link of the Day? Yes. The Flash intro.

Don't skip the Flash intro. In fact, keep refreshing the page over and over again in order to watch the Flash intro many, many times, until it's drilled into your head and you can never sleep again without the mournful strains of "COME WITH ME FOR FAHN IN MY BUGGEH" invading your dreams.

Thank you, Oliver Onions. Thank you. Perhaps I WILL come with you for fun in your buggy.

– Dr. David Thorpe (@Arr)

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