Oliver Onions, submitted by Yor. Is there any particular reason I'm featuring the website of an obscure Italian pop band from the Eighties as the Awful Link of the Day? Yes. The Flash intro.
Don't skip the Flash intro. In fact, keep refreshing the page over and over again in order to watch the Flash intro many, many times, until it's drilled into your head and you can never sleep again without the mournful strains of "COME WITH ME FOR FAHN IN MY BUGGEH" invading your dreams.
Thank you, Oliver Onions. Thank you. Perhaps I WILL come with you for fun in your buggy.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.