RIP TAYLOR, submitted by RIP TAYLOR. Rip Taylor is one of the most horrifying men on earth. I could pretend he's horrifying in a good way, like a roller coaster, but he's just plain horrifying. Like a ghost trying to stab you. With a penis. A bloody penis.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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