RIP TAYLOR, submitted by RIP TAYLOR. Rip Taylor is one of the most horrifying men on earth. I could pretend he's horrifying in a good way, like a roller coaster, but he's just plain horrifying. Like a ghost trying to stab you. With a penis. A bloody penis.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.