RIP TAYLOR, submitted by RIP TAYLOR. Rip Taylor is one of the most horrifying men on earth. I could pretend he's horrifying in a good way, like a roller coaster, but he's just plain horrifying. Like a ghost trying to stab you. With a penis. A bloody penis.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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