RIP TAYLOR, submitted by RIP TAYLOR. Rip Taylor is one of the most horrifying men on earth. I could pretend he's horrifying in a good way, like a roller coaster, but he's just plain horrifying. Like a ghost trying to stab you. With a penis. A bloody penis.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.