RIP TAYLOR, submitted by RIP TAYLOR. Rip Taylor is one of the most horrifying men on earth. I could pretend he's horrifying in a good way, like a roller coaster, but he's just plain horrifying. Like a ghost trying to stab you. With a penis. A bloody penis.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Tomorrow's tech headlines you never want to see, before you have to see them.
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.