"Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk, submitted by Chuck. I'm guessing many of you have already read "Guts" since it was passed around the Internet pretty heavily when it first appeared. It's basically the most disgusting short story that doesn't involve child killing (thanks Lautréamont!) that I have ever read. It's still worth reading and I won't spoil it by pasting an excerpt.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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