"Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk, submitted by Chuck. I'm guessing many of you have already read "Guts" since it was passed around the Internet pretty heavily when it first appeared. It's basically the most disgusting short story that doesn't involve child killing (thanks Lautréamont!) that I have ever read. It's still worth reading and I won't spoil it by pasting an excerpt.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.