Thè Ø®îgîñål ~Whî†èßºý~, submitted by me. Once you sit through a flash intro that takes forever to load despite the fact that it only contains red text, you're treated to another long load time. Once that's over, you'll be treated to one of the most fantastically hideous and nonsensical websites I've seen in quite a while. There are tons of random animated gifs (including the obligatory skulls and glowing text warning "Don't fuck wit me"), an annoying blinking flash menu slapped alongside a very iced-out site logo, embedded music, an eyesore of a background image which has been tiled for your convenience, and a few porn ads buried at the bottom of the page that you'll want to avoid if you're at work without an ad blocker.
So what is this mess supposed to be about? I'll let our distinguished host WhiteBoy (who provides us with a link to his Hot Or Not profile in case we'd like to get to know him better) explain:
Well Hers 1 for ya the fro net work iz down idk how long fro dont care bout his site right now so as u know most of my dls where off his server n shit so ill have 2 get them on my server now and i will be doing a big ass update when all the files are up ill link them all n theres a lot of new shit out FYI any down links report them
I have no idea what that means. I am pretty sure, however, that we just located Jeff K's mentally challenged cousin.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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