Thè Ø®îgîñål ~Whî†èßºý~, submitted by me. Once you sit through a flash intro that takes forever to load despite the fact that it only contains red text, you're treated to another long load time. Once that's over, you'll be treated to one of the most fantastically hideous and nonsensical websites I've seen in quite a while. There are tons of random animated gifs (including the obligatory skulls and glowing text warning "Don't fuck wit me"), an annoying blinking flash menu slapped alongside a very iced-out site logo, embedded music, an eyesore of a background image which has been tiled for your convenience, and a few porn ads buried at the bottom of the page that you'll want to avoid if you're at work without an ad blocker.
So what is this mess supposed to be about? I'll let our distinguished host WhiteBoy (who provides us with a link to his Hot Or Not profile in case we'd like to get to know him better) explain:
Well Hers 1 for ya the fro net work iz down idk how long fro dont care bout his site right now so as u know most of my dls where off his server n shit so ill have 2 get them on my server now and i will be doing a big ass update when all the files are up ill link them all n theres a lot of new shit out FYI any down links report them
I have no idea what that means. I am pretty sure, however, that we just located Jeff K's mentally challenged cousin.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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