The Nude Auto Mall, submitted by Assassassassin. Got a car gathering dust in your garage and want to get rid of it in an environment that is also accomodating to your lifestyle as a lover of naked ugly women? Are you a naked ugly woman? Then come on down to the Nude Auto Mall!
Hey, anbody want to buy the hood to a random car? Great news!
Candee showing you this 75 442 Hood's Boo Boo.
Hooray! You know, I sure could use a tractor and some sort of pale and meaty way to carry around my hepatitis. Oh, hey, here's both and they already come with hepatitis!
Caution, boy I couldn't have said that better myself, this John Deere Operator looks mighty dangerous to me.
I bet she loves watching bass fishing on TV.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.