The Bradford Exchange, submitted by Siege!. Browsing this site is like browsing a bottomless barrel full of toxic sludge. There's no end to the crap, and the deeper you go the worse it gets. To give you an example, just take a look at a few of the following items:

The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Edition of Monopoly

Dale Earnhardt Collectible Christmas Train

Dale Earnhardt Forever the Man Scale Replica Car Hood

Thomas Kinkade Train Set

Call of the Wild Wolf Collector Plate

Major General J.E.B. Stuart Collector Plate

The Buck Stops Here

Thomas Kinkade's "The Last Supper"

So go buy yourself a Dale Earnhardt train and have it smash into walls while you chug down a beer for America!

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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