Peter Popoff Ministries, submitted by Agent Baal. Topping the list of signs that your minister might be a scam artist are frequent mentions of Jesus and his supernatural healing power. Faith healing, healing through prayer and any laying of hands type of maneuver are the original snake oils. They were snake oil before people knew that snakes could be juiced.

Rev. Peter Popoff, People United for Christ founder, has utilized every media to communicate the supernatural Good News of Jesus Christ and the power of the Holy Spirit to a lost and dying world. He has exploded onto the Christian scene with an energy for the supernatural and the miraculous move of God to heal and save millions of people around the world.

If you still aren't convinced that Peter Popoff is a scam artist, then click the ALoD link and wait for his hilarious commercial video to load. It makes prayer look functionally identical to those nebulous real estate pyramid schemes you see infomercials for late at night. Actually, prayer is functionally identical to those in that it never works to make limousines, mansions and babes in bikinis appear next to you. That's a rap music career.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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