Bad Mouth Tee's, submitted by Earl Gray. Though it may be a small detail, the apostrophe in "Tee's" says a lot about the brainpower responsible for this site right off the bat. When you take into account the sort of people that actually create and sell novelty shirts in the first place and add that extra dash of stupid, you know it will be a miracle if one of their shirts ships with the graphics printed on the outside and the box isn't on fire.
Some examples of the hilarious phrases available for your wearing pleasure are "It's not rape it's just 'surprise sex'", "Let's get retarded" (featuring a drawing of a short bus), "Dumpster sex rules!", and "Look at me... and look at you". Come on, guys. You've dedicated enough time and energy to make this a business and that's the best you can do? I just came up with this off the top of my head:
What do you think? Give me a call if you're ready to start making some serious money.
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