The Simpsons Movie Website, submitted by mean_jean.
If you enjoyed today’s update, you are no doubt as much of a horrible Simpsons nerd as I am. And like me, you probably bitch about it week after week to a cold, unfeeling Internet. For about eight years I’ve watched the show grow more and more horrible, and this July I – and probably some of you - will get to see the culmination of everything wrong with The Simpsons stretched out over ninety minutes; but this time we’ll each be paying nine dollars. What a steal (in some nightmarish parallel dimension)!
Yes, I may be a hypocrite, but if someone stole your baby and released a documentary about its vivisection, wouldn’t you want to see it? Please say yes
Special last-minute update thanks to SA Forums user Clint Howard for some Photoshop branding!
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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