The Simpsons Movie Website, submitted by mean_jean.
If you enjoyed today’s update, you are no doubt as much of a horrible Simpsons nerd as I am. And like me, you probably bitch about it week after week to a cold, unfeeling Internet. For about eight years I’ve watched the show grow more and more horrible, and this July I – and probably some of you - will get to see the culmination of everything wrong with The Simpsons stretched out over ninety minutes; but this time we’ll each be paying nine dollars. What a steal (in some nightmarish parallel dimension)!
Yes, I may be a hypocrite, but if someone stole your baby and released a documentary about its vivisection, wouldn’t you want to see it? Please say yes
Special last-minute update thanks to SA Forums user Clint Howard for some Photoshop branding!
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.