The Simpsons Movie Website, submitted by mean_jean.
If you enjoyed today’s update, you are no doubt as much of a horrible Simpsons nerd as I am. And like me, you probably bitch about it week after week to a cold, unfeeling Internet. For about eight years I’ve watched the show grow more and more horrible, and this July I – and probably some of you - will get to see the culmination of everything wrong with The Simpsons stretched out over ninety minutes; but this time we’ll each be paying nine dollars. What a steal (in some nightmarish parallel dimension)!
Yes, I may be a hypocrite, but if someone stole your baby and released a documentary about its vivisection, wouldn’t you want to see it? Please say yes
Special last-minute update thanks to SA Forums user Clint Howard for some Photoshop branding!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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