The Simpsons Movie Website, submitted by mean_jean.

If you enjoyed today’s update, you are no doubt as much of a horrible Simpsons nerd as I am. And like me, you probably bitch about it week after week to a cold, unfeeling Internet. For about eight years I’ve watched the show grow more and more horrible, and this July I – and probably some of you - will get to see the culmination of everything wrong with The Simpsons stretched out over ninety minutes; but this time we’ll each be paying nine dollars. What a steal (in some nightmarish parallel dimension)!

Yes, I may be a hypocrite, but if someone stole your baby and released a documentary about its vivisection, wouldn’t you want to see it? Please say yes

Special last-minute update thanks to SA Forums user Clint Howard for some Photoshop branding!

– Bob "BobServo" Mackey

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