Fake Your Space, submitted by Abraham. Feeling a bit like a loser on MySpace? Don't have enough friends on your list or comments? Don't fret, poor childish nerd! Now you can buy artificial friends to augment your imaginary Internet social status. Why be a loser with just a few Internet dorks on your list when you can have a buddy list full of shirtless hunks telling you how much fun they had hanging out this past weekend. Or, get yourself a harem of oily bikini babes to add inches to your virtual penis size. The sky's the limit when you live a lie, and the entire Internet is just one giant sordid network of lies.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.