Fake Your Space, submitted by Abraham. Feeling a bit like a loser on MySpace? Don't have enough friends on your list or comments? Don't fret, poor childish nerd! Now you can buy artificial friends to augment your imaginary Internet social status. Why be a loser with just a few Internet dorks on your list when you can have a buddy list full of shirtless hunks telling you how much fun they had hanging out this past weekend. Or, get yourself a harem of oily bikini babes to add inches to your virtual penis size. The sky's the limit when you live a lie, and the entire Internet is just one giant sordid network of lies.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.