Fake Your Space, submitted by Abraham. Feeling a bit like a loser on MySpace? Don't have enough friends on your list or comments? Don't fret, poor childish nerd! Now you can buy artificial friends to augment your imaginary Internet social status. Why be a loser with just a few Internet dorks on your list when you can have a buddy list full of shirtless hunks telling you how much fun they had hanging out this past weekend. Or, get yourself a harem of oily bikini babes to add inches to your virtual penis size. The sky's the limit when you live a lie, and the entire Internet is just one giant sordid network of lies.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.