Fake Your Space, submitted by Abraham. Feeling a bit like a loser on MySpace? Don't have enough friends on your list or comments? Don't fret, poor childish nerd! Now you can buy artificial friends to augment your imaginary Internet social status. Why be a loser with just a few Internet dorks on your list when you can have a buddy list full of shirtless hunks telling you how much fun they had hanging out this past weekend. Or, get yourself a harem of oily bikini babes to add inches to your virtual penis size. The sky's the limit when you live a lie, and the entire Internet is just one giant sordid network of lies.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
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