Fake Your Space, submitted by Abraham. Feeling a bit like a loser on MySpace? Don't have enough friends on your list or comments? Don't fret, poor childish nerd! Now you can buy artificial friends to augment your imaginary Internet social status. Why be a loser with just a few Internet dorks on your list when you can have a buddy list full of shirtless hunks telling you how much fun they had hanging out this past weekend. Or, get yourself a harem of oily bikini babes to add inches to your virtual penis size. The sky's the limit when you live a lie, and the entire Internet is just one giant sordid network of lies.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.