hAx0r sHiAt, submitted by K-Dog. In the old days, when I ran QuakePlanetSite or something, an old friend of mine would drop by our IRC channel occasionally to regale us with stories of his l33t-aSs adventures. Before I met Jeff K., hAx0r was the c00lest hacker I knew. This page is a collection of some of his more… fascinating stories.
<hAx0r> h3y... dId U h3x-3dIt y0 b00bZ?
<hAx0r> 'cAus3 iT mAk3z m3 wAnt t0 wAr3z y0 pUzZ!!!!!!
<Chick> *giggle* I think that's supposed to be funny. Where are we going?
<hAx0r> t0 dA uNdAgR0uND
<hAx0r> dA uNdaGr0uNd...dA bLaCk mArk3t aNd hQ f0r dA r3v3l0uTi0n bY hAx0Rz!!!!!!
<Chick> Is that a new movie?
<hAx0r> f00l... iTZ a w0RlDwId3 n3w w0rLd 0rDaH g0v3rNm3nT!!!!
<Chick> Ummm... ok. Where is it?
<hAx0r> iTz iN a tR33h0uS3
<hAx0r> wAnt t0 cLiMb a 50 f00t w00d?
<Chick> What? Hey, I don't think you're very nice...
<hAx0r> l3t m3 g0 plAyb0y d0t c0m 0n U!!!!!!
<Chick> I think I want to go home
<hAx0r> u l00k lIk3 a cHiCk I d0wNl0Ad3d y3sTaH dAy... sH3 gAv3 g00d h3Ad!!!!!!
hAx0r would also force us to listen to his horrible MP3's. You could listen to his first and most well known work, the creatively titled hAx0r.mp3, but you could also chop off your hands and replace them with gold-plated hooks. Enjoy, suckers!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
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