The Teddy Bear's Picnic, submitted by Geoff. From time to time Something Awful receives a site for the Awful Link of the Day that turns out to be something beautiful, something life changing, something...transcendant. Such is the case with Teddy Bear's Picnic, which is easily the best site on the Internet. I could say maybe a JAVA reflection applet would make this site better, but I would be lying, because nothing could make this site better unless you open multiple windows of it at the same time.
To summarize: This is the best site ever and it will change your life.
NORMALLY SOME SORT OF IDIOTIC QUOTE WOULD GO HERE. HOWEVER, NOTHING CAN MATCH THE SPLENDOR OF THE TEDDY BEAR'S PICNIC. WE HAVE MIRRORED THE ENTIRE SITE IN CASE IT EVER GOES DOWN.
So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.
This site is proof of a higher power, and by God's loving hand I have kissed the lips of eternity and her name shall forever by The Teddy Bear's Picnic. Praise be!!
There is a guestbook, thou shalt give thanks for receiving the sacrament of the Teddy Bear's Picnic.
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