Mike4Fun's homepage!, submitted by Brian. HERE HE IS! TO ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE! I know there are at least a few ladies out there, and at least a few gays, but either way your search for the perfect man is over! Mike4Fun is the guy for YOU!

My personal quote: "Live life to the fullest, life is short have fun!"Mikee'

This personal ad, thinly veiled as a website, is just the kind of thing that's gonna get this man dates! See shirtless pictures of our good friend mike, listen to his amazing sounds and music, and watch your eyes melt in the reflection in your monitor as you realize how inane this page is. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a modeling job or a contract to own Hollywood! I hope the internet explodes.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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