Unification Church!, submitted by Me!. Hey guys, if you're going to get married...why not try a MASS MARRIAGE? Revered Sun Myung Moon marries hundreds of thousands of people at a time, even if they don't know each other! Why not roll the dice and take a big, fat bite of a chance sandwich you two? You may find love in all the wrong places!
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Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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