Unification Church!, submitted by Me!. Hey guys, if you're going to get married...why not try a MASS MARRIAGE? Revered Sun Myung Moon marries hundreds of thousands of people at a time, even if they don't know each other! Why not roll the dice and take a big, fat bite of a chance sandwich you two? You may find love in all the wrong places!
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.