Unification Church!, submitted by Me!. Hey guys, if you're going to get married...why not try a MASS MARRIAGE? Revered Sun Myung Moon marries hundreds of thousands of people at a time, even if they don't know each other! Why not roll the dice and take a big, fat bite of a chance sandwich you two? You may find love in all the wrong places!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.