'A bridge to the world of dolls ...' And then, a picture of a random bridge. Look, what do you expect, they used up all their imagination conjuring personalities for their plastic ladies.
So, dollfuckers, while remaining pathetic, no longer qualify as "news" in this column. But what is worth noting - at least as much as any Awful Link selection can be "worth" something - is that there is a dollfucking magazine. Or, an e-magazine, I guess. It's sort of like Playboy, but instead of objectifying women, they objectify objects.
While I don't think it's "normal" or "acceptable" to fuck a woman-shaped piece of plastic, it's understandable (in the strictest sense of the word). However, I'm completely dumbfounded at the idea of making pornographic images of dolls and using those as masturbation fodder rather than images of real women. I guess the little bit of freedom that porn stars have, the ability to moan in a certain way, or move on their own accord, is just too damn much for some people. There's too much risk that these objectified, often humiliated women might deviate from a dollfucker's ideal.
I guess I should at least mention that, as terrible as this Web site is in terms of content (very), it's actually designed relatively well. Which isn't too surprising, considering that guys who can design okay-but-not-great Web sites are exactly the kinda guys who are probably having such a hard time getting laid that they might see no choice but to stick their dicks in some polyurethane simulacra that kinda looks like a girl they friended on Facebook freshman year.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.