Have you ever wondered what a deboned lamb thigh would look like after four months thawing at room temperature?

The Raw Paleo Forum consists of people who not only wonder about such things, but also eat the answers. Discussion topics include "Roadkill-eating info" and "I don't get how fish works." Picture the stench emanating from a mouth that consumes liver smoothies and raw muskrat, then imagine it somehow being a million times worse, based on the responses in the "Brushing Teeth" thread. But that's the smell of health -- a "neo" wouldn't understand.

This is not a brain. Not that Paleos are above eating brains, but this particular illustration depicts a week-old ball of round roast. Does it look more appetizing than that liquefied lamb carrion? Perhaps you should try them both! Raw Paleo Forum moderator "TylerDurden" says "I would strongly recommend that people experiment with a wide variety of 'high-meats' before they find the one that is least appalling." But be careful: "redfulcrum" warns "once you go paleo, it's really tough to go back."

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

More Awful Link of the Day

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Lair Flair!

    Lair Flair!

    Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!

  • SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.